Wednesday, February 01, 2006

How Embarrassing...

I love MM. I really do. He's sweet and wonderful and one of the best men I've ever met in my entire life.

He makes me laugh, and can laugh at himself. He lends me his shoulder when I need to cry. He offers me his strength when I'm feeling weak. He's passionate and shy. He's basically an all around PERFECT man. Or perfect for me anyway.

But I swear, that boy has done some strange things!

When he was in high school, one of his friends had a crush on this girl. Said girl's mom was an instructor at their school. Friend talked MM and 2nd Friend into joining her class so he could be closer to ol' girl.

6 months later, Friend and Ol' Girl broke up and he quit the class. MM and 2nd Friend stuck it out, though. A few months after that, 2nd Friend moved out of state and MM was left alone. He stuck it out, though, for another year until he left for the Marines.

Nothing strange about that, you're thinking. HS boys will do pretty much anything to get with a girl, right? Well, I always thought so, too. Until MM told me what class the three of them took.....

Clogging.

Yes, I said clogging. You know, like ruffled skirts and wooden shoes. He wore black pants, a white shirt, a MUTLI-COLORED SPARKLEY TIE and MATCHING CUMBERBUN and black shoes. He danced, and made merry.

Yes, I'm stil snickering. Wouldn't you be?

Just to be perverse I ordered him this bag for Valentines Day....

I'm such a wonderful girlfriend, aren't I?

6 comments:

Isabel said...

OMG! THAT IS GREAT! Man, once again i almost choked on my ice from wanting to laugh. Priceless.

Dylan said...

OMGosh, I'm telling Mark you outted him! LMAO...that was flippin' great reading there, hehe.

Holly said...

Seriously, I paid a mighty fine price to be able to share that with y'all. I won't go into detail, but let's just say it involved driving...

Isabel said...

LMAO!!!! Too funny. Joey says we better get a routine when we see him on friday. Oh man, thanks for the laugh Holly girl

Dylan said...

I'm still rollin'...so come on share with the class, what did Mark make you do, eh eh? Driving huh? Would you have done it if his superiors were there?

Ohh gotta go, my song is on...YESSSS FINALLY!

HUGS!

lil fairies said...

Hey Holly! Sooooo funny! I love reading Nola and your Blogs makes my day!

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