Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Being White Trash

So, there have been a few times when I've been accused of being White Trash. Or a Redneck. At said times I vehemently denied the charges. Moi? White Trash? Never!

But, you know, the more I thought about it, the more I realized there are some things I've done in the past that may have led some people to believe that I was white trash.

So, with that in mind, I decided it's confession time. Here you'll find a list of things that could possibly be construed as Trashy. You be the judge: White Trash/Redneck or Not?

At one time I lived in a home (ok, ok, I owned the damn thing..sheesh) that sat on wheels.

When I hear the rumble of a Harley Davidson my head whips around, my eyes glaze over and it's quite possible drool runs down my chin.

I would love to own a pickup truck with a four to six inch lift kit. And a modified exhaust system.

I'm much more comfortable in a garage/barn under the hood of a car than I am in a business suit, heels and makeup. (Though, unfortunately, I live in mostly the latter)

Direct quote from my mother: "My new tooth should be here before we go to Vegas." I'm not making that up, I swear!

I'm pretty sure that Jeff Foxworthy get's 95% of his You Might Be A Redneck If jokes from my family.

At one time I stood on the front porch of my home-on-wheels - with a baby on one hip, another running around in the yard in only a diaper and me wearing a halter-top, cut-offs and no shoes - and screamed at the rat bastard for being just that...a rat bastard. (Ok, so it wasn't quite that bad, but you get the picture)

So, there you go. I'm sure I could come up with several more examples, but I have the feeling I've debased myself enough as is..


Isabel said...

OMG! lol, the last one is just funny. lol. I love you you redneck princess.

Dylan said...

Yep, you're a redneck! LOL. You're lucky I still love ya for it! LOL.

Grace said...

LMAO, love the post Holls! I never knew you lived in a home that sat on wheels. Gosh, learn something new everyday huh?

Love ya like a ton of bricks, my redneck princess! :D

Teena said...

I'm so happy you provided this post so I can get to know the real you.

You're scaring me!!

mm said...

I win my argument about you being a redneck...hehehe I win

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