Thursday, December 15, 2005

Tales of the Devil Woman: Episode 1

I'm addicted to coffee. It's a known fact that I will (and almost have) kill for my daily dose. To make matters worse, I'm also addicted to Coffeemate Creamer: Hazelnut. The Devil Woman shares my addiction, unfortunately.

I've been known to get a little...out of sorts, if I don't have morning and afternoon coffee with creamer.

Today, I ask Cookie to make coffee and she says, "Sure, just a minute." This is at 2:30. At 3:15, I look at the coffee maker and see no coffee...hmm. I ask her about it and she says she got swamped and did't have a chance to make it yet, but she'd do it right then. At 3:30 I went over to poor a cup and saw that there wasn't much left. Hmm...I asked Cooks and she said everyone had gotten there before me. *sigh* Fine, whatever. Then she gets this look on her face like, "Oh, Shit." I get a little suspicious, but don't say anything.

I grab the coffee creamer out of the fridge and freeze, shocked. It's EMPTY! EMPTY! What kind of dumbass idiot puts the empty container BACK IN THE FRIDGE!?!

So I ask Cookie, "What the hell?" She kind of looks away and mumbles under her breath, "It was your mom." OH HELL NO!

So I confront the Devil Woman and what does she say? "Add a little water to it and it'll be fine." WHAT??

*sigh* And you wonder why I call her The Devil Woman?

8 comments:

Isabel said...

Oh, that was just wrong. Just add a little water. Coming from an ex coffee addict. Yeah, that was just wrong. I loved the french vanilla. That was my favorite.

Holly said...

I used to love the FV until I found the Hazelnut...now I'm addicted to that instead.

So, uh, how did you kick your addiction, anyway? LOL I might could use some help with that....hahah

Isabel said...

Well, I wanted to whiten my teeth for the wedding. I knew if I still drank coffee it would be pointless to whiten. So I stopped drinking it. It was only supposed to be until the wedding. After that I was going to drink my ususal cup. But we don't have a coffee maker. yeah, so no coffee for me, unless I go to starbucks.

Holly said...

Well, since I don't plan on getting married anytime soon, it looks like my addiction will continue...LOL

Dylan said...

Oh gosh, not the JUST ADD WATER, LMAO...oh gosh, I do love the devil woman, hehe...too funny, so like seriously...did you add water or what? LOL.

Holly said...

OH hell no! I called Myronian and complained and bitched and cried until he offered to go the store and get me some more! LOLOL

Yeah, I'm bad...

;)

Grace said...

LMAO!!! You're sooooooooooo addicted Holls. And I know I shouldn't be laughing, but daang your ma is so funny! "Just add a little watter" LMAOLMAO. *wipes tear* That was good. ;o)

Holly said...

Yeah, says you, who wasn't totally freaking out and in need! Stupid Devil Woman!

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